The Chinese Are Coming!
by
Eliyho Matz
The last week of August, 2006, I read in the Israeli newspaper Ha’aretz an interesting economic announcement. Amos Schoken, the current owner of the Ha’aretz, sold a quarter interest in the newspaper to German investors. The Schoken family left Germany in the mid-1930’s as a result of the Nazis coming to power, to Palestine. Now, in 2006, the Schoken family is conducting business with Germans. Of course, the Germany of 2006 is not the Germany of the years of the Holocaust, 1939-1945, but the economic partnership between an Israeli family and a German family vis a vis an Israeli newspaper raises all kinds of wild, improbable dreams I am sure in the readers of Ha’aretz. To me personally it doesn’t mean beans. However, I think there is some sort of an error here done by the owner of Ha’aretz, Mr. Amos Schoken. If one studies economics even on a limited scale, as I did 25 years ago at the University, one understands that somebody profited here from the deal. Otherwise there would not be any deals of this sort.
I met Amos Schoken in the Yom Kippur war in 1973, and to his credit I would say that he is a very courageous officer, a straightforward man, a determined person, a nice person, although sometimes a bit of a snob. But he is the Best of the Best that the Israeli upper class can offer. His newspaper -- his father’s newspaper – is one of the best Israel has to offer, and may be the best newspaper in the whole Middle East.
I am not writing these thoughts to debate Amos Schoken and his economic decisions. The purpose of this paper will unfold slowly.
I called Tel Aviv from New York City to speak to one of our commanders in the Yom Kippur War of 1973. We started a conversation. I asked him if he read the article in Ha’aretz about Amos Schoken and the German investors. He said he had, and he made some choice observations regarding the Germans best left to the imagination of the reader. I reminded the commander how important Ha’aretz is in Israeli society, and he grudgingly conceded that to be the case.
The main reason for the call, however, was not the announcement in Ha’aretz about the Schoken/German business connections, but rather an altogether different issue: the latest Israeli war in Lebanon, and the Middle East in general.
It was during this conversation that I had insight that could alter the course of the conflict in the Middle East, contain it, maybe even end it, and at the same time be an economic boon to the region and possibly even the world. I realized that Amos Schoken did not really hit the target in the business deal with the Germans. True, the Germany of 2006 is a mighty force in western and world economics. But, it occurred to me, the Chinese are mightier by several orders of magnitude with a massive impact on global economics that spreads daily. If Schoken wanted potential investors for the unforeseeable future, I observed to the commander, he should have turned to Capitalist China, or even to Communist China. I do believe I heard the commander’s chair clatter to the floor as he fell off it laughing.
For my part, though, I realized I had hit on something important, something that should not be ignored. And I began to meditate and cogitate and focus on the potential of a Chinese-Israeli connection.
Most of my business is conducted in a small store in Manhattan. I am busy selling office supplies and rubber bands, and many other office items. I specialize in selling pens to intellectuals and rubber bands to flexible people. It absorbs a good deal of energy, but it also gives me time to dream, to think, to read, to consider and to extrapolate. The latest war between Israel and the Hezbollah has wakened in me some thoughts, which I find I must put down on paper if for no other reason than to clarify them.
This war – our current Secretary of State refers to it as a “spasm” – was a
no-win/no-win situation, what the Chinese call Yin-Yang – half white, half black. And here we can look at the Israeli theory that was developed while Levi Eschkol was Prime Minister in 1967. It is well known that once, when offered tea or coffee to drink, he asked for half tea, half coffee. In truth, a whole generation of Israeli intellectuals has been raised with ideas that are half cooked, half raw. Seriously!
In the business that I conduct in New York, I meet with a variety of people, from all nations, and of course people from the Far East. I once remember conversing with a Chinese-American lady. When I told her the story of indecision, the half coffee, half tea, she found it interesting. She reminded me that in certain Chinatown restaurants, one could actually order this drink. It is called Yin-Yang.
Twenty years ago, when I worked in the wholesale office supplies business, the owner of the company sent me to Chinatown to see and try to develop ties with Chinese business people. Ever since the 1980’s, I have been visiting Chinatown regularly, and of course I have done business there. When in Chinatown I eat at a restaurant Mi Sam that serves only Chinese people. My business relationships with certain Chinese businessmen have ripened over time into personal friendships.
Anyone who has any knowledge of Chinese culture knows that close relationships are difficult for non-Chinese to develop. Chinatown is in many ways a closed community and as a group, its residents keep a certain distance, and keep to themselves. But I have been privileged and fortunate enough to pierce that shield of disinterestedness somewhat. After years of mutually profitable business relations, many meetings and genuinely cordial relations with a number of merchants, I have found good friendship with Harvey Ting and with the Ting family.
One Christmas several years ago, Harvey handed me a box of tea, and told me that his father and his father’s family had kept that box of tea for more than 150 years! He also introduced me to green teas. When I came home and told my wife about the ancient tea, she thought I was a bit coo-coo. But once she tasted the tea, she immediately realized that tea, real tea, and this tea in particular, is phenomenally great, incomparable to anything she had tasted before and called by the name “tea”. Over the course of the following year, she changed completely and now prepares a good hot green tea for us before we go to sleep.
There are many who claim that green tea has medicinal benefits, like keeping you energetic and so forth. So, I keep drinking the tea and I keep some small quantities of it at home. When one of the Tings visits China, they never miss the opportunity to bring me some interesting teas.
The last war between Israel and the Hezbollah that ended with that Yin-Yang situation made me think about the Chinese, and I could not keep myself from thinking . . . about the geopolitical impact of inviting a million Chinese to settle in the Israeli Galilee.
Bringing a million Chinese to the Galilee first as workers who would rehabilitate the devastated region after the war, would revolutionize the geopolitics of the region and permanently alter the character of the Middle East.
As an example take the town of Kinyat Shemona, devastated by the recent “spasm”. Bring in a million Chinese to resettle the region, let them rehabilitate the town, reconstruct it, introduce Chinese architecture, maybe even build a not-so-great wall between Israel and Lebanon. The Great Wall didn’t work so well in China, but in the Middle East – who knows? – maybe it will be as effective as the Sharon wall on the West Bank.
The Chinese government would surely find the prospect of colonization appealing for all the usual reasons, with the additional and tantalizing benefit that they would be the only world power ever to penetrate the contentious Middle East without firing a shot. And indeed, the mere presence of a million Chinese citizens in the Galilee would be a jim dandy peacekeeping factor. They would totally cow the warmongering clans and perhaps reinstate some rule of common sense. After all, who would want a war – any war – with a million Chinese in the Galilee and a billion Chinese in China?
A million Chinese in the Galilee would be the best thing that ever happened to the Hebrew language and certainly would be a great bonus for Ha’aretz. These new colonists would need to study Hebrew, and as a daily practicum in the language would need to read a local newspaper. Think of the windfall for Ha’aretz! A million new subscribers within a few months’ time! And of course, one’s newspaper of choice becomes something of an addiction. Once you are accustomed to reading a given newspaper in the morning, none other will do. And since Ha’aretz is not just a Hebrew paper, it is a Jewish paper, it would be the first wave in a general strategy of Jewish Zionism, to convert a million Chinese to Judaism. This would take a few years, but since the region is so utterly shattered in the wake of our newest spasm, our colonists will have time to assimilate.
Of course, everyone returns home after a while, and some of the colonists would undoubtedly want to return to China for one reason or another. These would return to China and carry the seeds of Judaism with them – returning Chinese Zionists. And of course, once ‘home’ in China, they would crave Ha’aretz and news of their second home from a perspective they could trust. What would this mean for Ha’aretz? More subscriptions, of course, and former colonial readers infecting non-colonists with the hunger for news from a trustworthy perspective well written and presented.
While we are meditating on the possibility of the expansion of Ha’aretz readership into China, one should not forget to look closer to the Middle East itself. It is possible for the leadership of Ha’aretz to print the newspaper in Arabic. Ha’aretz in English has been appearing for many years. And it is possible that Ha’aretz will come up with a Chinese version. Just think how many potential readers it could tap if it expanded into Arabic and Chinese.
Our Rabbis would undoubtedly see the Chinese settlement in the Galilee as a golden opportunity for converts. The giuyr (conversion) to Judaism can lead to many more converts in China, and more work for Rabbis, and lots of work of Hashgacha, (supervision).
A million Chinese building a Galilee they would then settle would have to be issued Israeli citizenship, or if you prefer, Jewish citizenship. This would change the geopolitics of the region.
To make the trip between China and Israel easier, I would suggest a railroad between Shanghai and Haifa. The Chinese, as we all know, have a lot of experience building and maintaining railroads. When the Chinese conquered Tibet a few years ago, they put the finishing touches on a railroad between China and Tibet, an accomplishment always considered a real mission impossible.
At the present time, there is in China a shortage of work for engineers and workers, so there is an abundance of labor available for the task of rebuilding the Galilee. The Israeli tradition of “Gdoodie Avoda” labor gangs can be revitalized, and there will be a complete return of popular Israeli song with a new twist or version of ya challilee ya amalee (“Oh my flute; oh my work”) or another popular song and saying from the 1920’s Tee veorez yes b’sin (“tea and rice can be found in China”).
The colonializing Chinese possibility has to be explored in this whole scenario. In the U.S., we joke that contemporary Jews constructing new homes build them without kitchens, for the simple reason that they prefer a meal contract with a Chinese restaurant to a kitchen for their daily comestibles.
In New York, Jews and Chinese food go together, and Jews are very important clientele of Chinese restaurants. There is an old joke that if Chinese civilization is 4,000 years old, and Jewish civilization is 5,600 years old – how did Jews survive for 1,600 years without Chinese takeout? This joke is old and successful primarily because the tastes of the more ancient group have a predictable affinity for the food of the younger group. There is no reason to believe that this legendary symbiosis would not continue in the Galilee once the colonists arrive and embed. And with this, our Rabbis, the Mashgichim (supervisors), Schochtafim (slaughterers) would enter into the fray with almost unbelievable consequences. Hordes of Charedim (super orthodox) or just ordinary religious Jewish folks would have lots of work (Parnasa) and lots of excellent Chinese kosher food, at very affordable prices.
There are so many options available here: political, religious, culinary, that I think one would be an idiot not to be enticed by the potential economic benefits of a Zionist Chinese entity.
And the bureaucracy of Israel definitely would benefit from these newcomers. The Jewish Agency hasochnut hayehudit whose historical, key role in Israeli immigration gives them an essential expertise in this process would find a renewed identity and purpose exploring the new concept of “Chinesism”. They could supply the Sochnut Beds (Jewish agency beds) that were famous in Israel for many decades. I personally keep two of these beds at home to keep the memory alive.
There is also a religio-cultural comeuppance in this strategy that will undoubtedly tickle the Rabbis’ with their attitudes toward the Goyim (gentiles): Christianity began in Palestine/ancient Israel and spread to the west, so it is fitting and reasonable that Judaism spread to the fecund east. All the Rabbis need to complete the scenario would be a Chinese martyr to found the phenomenon.
Almost everything we touch in America is now made in China, and I have long claimed that one day we will make Jews in China. Of course I thought that in saying this, I was making a joke, but from the perspective of this strategy, I was prophetic. Of course this Zionist strategy will take time and require patience, a trait unheard of among Israelis. Oddly enough, this strategy could even change that. Chinese shiduch (marriage) and genetic engineering could even produce the heretofore un-imaginable: a patient Israeli. It could change the national character.
For those of us who forget, every march starts with a small step. The Chinese are very experienced with marches. And the Israeli Jews have experience as well: Egypt and the 40 year journey to the promised land. If the imagination can take place here, let it work.
Cooperation between Israel and the Chinese settlers would certainly overshadow the influences of other interlopers in the region, like Russia and the U.S. – or at least neutralize them. This would tranquilize the region and engender something equally as unimaginable as a patient Israeli: Peace and quiet. Peace and quiet would in turn attract Indians to the region. No more would Israelis take journeys to the land of Ghandi to study under Gurus; Indians would come to Israel. Big chaflas (celebrations) would be held, and everybody would find happiness through yoga.
Peace around the world; Israeli newspapers spreading the Hebrew and Israeli language from Shanghai to Haifa. Mutual respect, or for our purposes, equally as good, respect out of fear from Chinese anger. Chinese as a new element in world geopolitics.
This entire scenario would change Israeli literature as well. No more nonsense Oz or Yehosua and the Rabicovitz depression. We need new amichi’s, new Israeli Chinese: Hi-Koo.
It would be the new Israeli involvement in the region am lo levadad yisckon (a nation not dwelling by itself).
We have to start the march. We have to take that little step, and maybe Amos Schoken can show the way, lead the way, maybe then green tea will do it. In any case we must try and start marching.
Eliyho Matz, New York City, Aug. 2006
