Come closer, I don't want to shout this:
The Redskins are the luckiest people alive.
Did you hear me? I said the LUCKIEST people alive!
That was a touchdown, boys and girls. A touchdown that would have tied the game late, and given all the momentum to Tampa Bay. Except it wasn't. Because Edell Shepherd couldn't hold the ball. Shepherd had everybody beat, and he couldn't hold the ball.